text that accompanies this card - read it below.)
Is it time to quit the eBay habit?
Do you hide Priority Mail boxes in the bottom of your underwear drawer until
your spouse leaves for work?
When someone cuts you off in traffic, do you threaten them with negative
Have you invested in a bigger mailbox recently, and if so did you buy
it on eBay?
Then you may need the
eBay oDerm Patch
The eBayoDerm patch helps you step down gradually
Resist the urge to bid on that 14K vintage watch that's missing the stem,
band and crystal and hasn't run since 1948 but hey, it's only ten bucks.
Tame the crankiness and short temper associated with an almost-empty my
eBay items I'm bidding on folder.
How does it work?
eBayoDerm delivers a steady stream of proxy bids on nonexistent auction
items, helping to ease your withdrawal symptoms.
You will bid on fewer and fewer items until finally, you're ready to look
at the auction for a used gravy boat and think to yourself, "I can probably
get this thing at the Wal-Mart for less than the cost of S&H alone."
Join the millions of people who have broken free of their eBay addiction!
Shop in regular stores for products that stay the same price no matter
how many other people want them!
Buy eBayoDerm today -- before you buy another "sort of like
Coach" purse in "good" condition!